LONDON -- Nothing quite brings out the ire like a frustrating commute.

Except maybe a stupid advert mocking your stupid life and Fuzz vol 65 (Kaori Kirara) Japanese porn moviethe stupid train that's ruining it.

At least, that would seem to be the thinking behind some unhappy additions to a sign advertising Southern Rail's services.

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Some aggrieved soul clearly wasn't having any of this stock photography model and/or Southern Rail rep named Andre's nonsense:

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Poor Andre. He just wants you to smile.

Although now, maybe he has.